Your wife and mother are trying to kill each other. There's a homeless man sleeping in the park outside your house. Your alcoholic mother has abandoned you with your little sisters. The insurance companies are guilty of usury. You used your children as shoplifting decoys because you can't afford to buy clothes. The only reason you sexually serviced the cop is because he asked you to. You died and came back to life. You've burned down the house to spite the contractors and your husband has become a Buddhist. The chickens are spreading disease. You think the hospital is harming your baby. You need a hug. Your husband was kidnapped and murdered in Colombia. You're giving away large quantities of crack because you think it's the only way to stop drug dealing in your neighbourhood. Paying a witness to lie doesn't mean you're guilty but it does mean you're a liar. You're deathly allergic to peanuts. The pain is like an anvil on your chest.... And that's only the first three episodes! Currently 0/10